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I can try, but they won't listen.

you tried. it's all you can do.

Yeah, unfortunately, men are dumb as shit. I can tell you that from first-hand experience.

oh, you and me both. ladies can be vicious, but men are a special sort of dumb. doesn't this make you like a gender traitor or something equally stupid, to admit such a thing?

Yeah, probably, but getting along with bros was never my forte.

surprisingly I think I can speak their language, but it's not something I necessarily proud of, ha.

The trick is to never use words where a grunt would do.

speaking of, have you ever realized fantasy football is just D&D for jocks?

See, that's what I always told my brother and he always said "fuck off loser" so it must be true.

I knew you were cut from a slightly different cloth, after all

He was a meathead jock, I was a band nerd. We were like characters in a Taylor Swift song.

fuck, I wish tumblr still existed because I have a joke that will never contextually make sense without the background of that hellsite

Edited (https://pin.it/B2S9KFZ3C) Date: 2024-11-07 04:23 pm (UTC)

Try me.

the question is posed: why are shorts called shorts and pants not called longs? cue out of nowhere 'she wears short shorts, I wear long longs. She's cheer cheerer and I'm on the sit sits.'

I'm on the sit sits lives rent free in my head to this day.

Edited Date: 2024-11-07 05:37 pm (UTC)