IC contact.

[castnet]

unscreened. assumed private.

Comments

DM, 11/6

[agriculturalist]

I'm the most boring man alive, I'm sorry.

Sounds good. Want me to come there?

DM, 11/6

[castnet]

the way you say it so casually has me doubt it...

sure, it'd be appreciated. I can show you our 'shooting range' which is really just a fence with a larger fence behind it so you can set shit on the smaller fence.

DM, 11/6

[agriculturalist]

I work, I go home, I do it all again the next day. Boring.

Good plan. I'll see you then. I'll bring you more weapons to try out.

DM, 11/6

[castnet]

hmmm

fuck yea. thanks, Emmett. I'll have to figure out some way to repay you.

DM, 11/6

[agriculturalist]

I don't need anything. You're out there, saving the day.

DM, 11/6

[castnet]

god willing or whoever is in fucking charge of this all, y'know

DM, 11/6

[agriculturalist]

You'll make your own luck.

DM, 11/6

[castnet]

I like the sound of that.

DM, 11/6

[agriculturalist]

I believe in you.

DM, 11/6

[castnet]

just glad you're not trying to talk me out of it, honestly. I've had enough of that so far

DM, 11/6

[agriculturalist]

I know better than to tell a woman what she should and shouldn't do.

DM, 11/6

[castnet]

think you can spread that info around to a few of your brethren?

DM, 11/6

[agriculturalist]

I can try, but they won't listen.

DM, 11/6

[castnet]

you tried. it's all you can do.

DM, 11/6

[agriculturalist]

Yeah, unfortunately, men are dumb as shit. I can tell you that from first-hand experience.

DM, 11/6

[castnet]

oh, you and me both. ladies can be vicious, but men are a special sort of dumb. doesn't this make you like a gender traitor or something equally stupid, to admit such a thing?

DM, 11/6

[agriculturalist]

Yeah, probably, but getting along with bros was never my forte.

DM, 11/6

[castnet]

surprisingly I think I can speak their language, but it's not something I necessarily proud of, ha.

DM, 11/6

[agriculturalist]

The trick is to never use words where a grunt would do.

DM, 11/6

[castnet]

speaking of, have you ever realized fantasy football is just D&D for jocks?

DM, 11/6

[agriculturalist]

See, that's what I always told my brother and he always said "fuck off loser" so it must be true.

DM, 11/6

[castnet]

I knew you were cut from a slightly different cloth, after all

DM, 11/6

[agriculturalist]

He was a meathead jock, I was a band nerd. We were like characters in a Taylor Swift song.

DM, 11/6

[castnet]

fuck, I wish tumblr still existed because I have a joke that will never contextually make sense without the background of that hellsite

DM, 11/6

[agriculturalist]

Try me.