it's ok, i figured as much, but they'd revoke my license to make dad jokes if i didn't at least check in on you. they taking care of you? when you say "weird innkeeper" do you mean the rodeo clown?
yeah, everyone's good. you missed maid in manhattan.
oh no, we can't have that(!!!) got me a room at the b&b and going to try to eat my weight in bacon in the morning. yeah, that's part of why he's weird.
fuuuuuuuuuck I always miss the really good movies somehow. no body better watch the thing while I'm gone, even if it's the remake!
oh fuck yeah! enjoy that shit! do you have a knife or something in case your room is full of evil clowns? i saw a thing about that one haunted clown motel next to a graveyard once.
well, we can watch it again if you want. i'm always down for maid in manhattan. i slept through it this time anyway. we should also watch both versions of the thing! we'll make everyone watch them!
bacon champion over here! it's dinky but I have my pocket knife with me as figured I'd need it to cut shit at the fort, so can at least mostly stab an evil clown if I need to? fuck, I don't even know where their graveyard is...
this is why you're my faaaaaavorite. yes to all of these things please.
hm, I don't see anything where we're seated rn, but am going to do some snooping in a bit once my ears stop ringing from this Whitney Field brew that Nat brought. tho fuck, I can only imagine. like, is it just multiple copies of the shining on different formats???
yeah, eating me'd be like a roadkilled possum that's been dead for 6 days.
oh, i hadn't thought that far ahead. i was only thinking about the entertainment. probably would've gotten sidetracked and forgotten to murder anyone anyways.
no beefs, but think I might be too angry to be entirely peaceful... so we'll go with I'm just a blob vibing as I like how this reduces everything to nothing.
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yeah, everyone's good. you missed maid in manhattan.
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fuuuuuuuuuck I always miss the really good movies somehow. no body better watch the thing while I'm gone, even if it's the remake!
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well, we can watch it again if you want. i'm always down for maid in manhattan. i slept through it this time anyway. we should also watch both versions of the thing! we'll make everyone watch them!
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this is why you're my faaaaaavorite. yes to all of these things please.
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does the b&b have any movies? i feel like you'd get some great insight into lundegaard's psyche based on their viewing prefs.
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hm, I don't see anything where we're seated rn, but am going to do some snooping in a bit once my ears stop ringing from this Whitney Field brew that Nat brought. tho fuck, I can only imagine. like, is it just multiple copies of the shining on different formats???
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that'd be fun. if i were to run a murder b&b i'd definitely do that just to mess with people.
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but does everyone that stay gets murdered or it like a lottery? you don't know until you're up?
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oh, i hadn't thought that far ahead. i was only thinking about the entertainment. probably would've gotten sidetracked and forgotten to murder anyone anyways.
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how about we just make a spooky b & b so we can focus more on aesthetic than actually having to kill people?
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I owe you one
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how about:
that'll do, pig. that'll do. 🫡
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